We've all been there...tryin' to get to a secure vehicle or safe house without attracting attention, but SOMEBODY's gotta find the scattered few undead between you and your goal. That guy. Are YOU that guy?
You can be with this shirt...and a good sniper rifle.
Printed in vivid, all-but-radioactive green on a you-can't-see-me black 100% preshrunk cotton tee, everyone will know you need 'em to shut their gob and let you tend to biz.
Tees are available in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X, 4X, 5X Please specify size when ordering
We'll Priority-mail (w/ Delivery Confirmation) your shirt in a jiff, so you can strut for your pals. But strut quietly. And like that smug United Way ad says "Don't just wear the shirt. Live it.".