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tl;dr

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Sometimes there's just so much to say about a topic, especially one that you are passionate about. You know the problem; you KNOW that people are busy, or easily bored, but you just HAVE to give vent to your thoughts and feelings. So you start, and the words just flow like a cataract of knowledge, to quench the thirst of ignorance, and to water the desert of the unlearned. It's so easy, too, because English has over a quarter of a million words, and the combinations verge on the infinite, which isn't strictly true mathematically, but it sure looks good when you write it. Everyone will love what you write, and for sure, they DESERVE what you write. Deserve? They should be thankful for what you write. You are gifting them with your thoughts, your creativity, a bit of what you are. They should be so thankful that you have chosen to bless them with your efforts, and lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

 

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Printed on a black t-shirt, the crisp blackness of the existential abyss, with a lovely powder blue ink, one that is reminiscent of the deepest summer afternoons, with the doves cooing, and the cicadas buzzing their arcane songs. When an avalanche of verbage tumbles toward you, just point to your simple message in savage dismissal.


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