JSDF Kaiju Survivor Rescue Team

What if you're not the fastest salaryman in Tokyo? What if you fall to the back of the straight line fleeing for your life from the giant rubber suit monster? You're either vaporized, squashed, crushed, trampled, or, with any modicum of luck, you may just be a survivor. 

Enter the Kaiju Survivor Rescue Team. You may be covered head to toe in radioactive goop, but by Gidra you're alive, and the JSDF will have you in a woolen blanket post haste. 

The emblem is actually a ground self defense force cap badge, but frankly we just thought it was pretty, and it evoked a sense of calm after a storm. Fitting for the men and women picking up the pieces after a Kaiju battle. 

Don't worry, the Kanji on the shirt says the same as the English. No mention of mothers, hamsters, and elderberries here! 

Printed in an off-khaki ink on Next Level 3600 100% Ring Spun Cotton Shirts, available in Military Green.